Your body does really weird things when it’s exhausted and emaciated. It does things that it has never done before and never will do again, like sleepwalking.
You’d never want to steal an MRE (Meal Ready to Eat). Unless they’re the good kind.
Once you’ve been in Ranger School for a while, it’s all routine. Most of it. But they still find way to mess with you.
Shit happens. A lot.
The moral of the story is: Don’t mess with Badd Popp. The original upload featured really weird video glitches.
It’s the beginning of the end for the Lair in New York. But don’t worry, Popp’s only getting started.
Women aren’t allowed in the barracks. Not like that’s gonna stop them.
Missing grenades. A lie detector test. An ill-fated drag race that resulted in a ticket from military police for doing 78 in a 25mph zone. Ah, to be young and stupid again…
It’s every bit as bad as it sounds. And twice as funny.
A recent study shows that 70% of military applicants are being turned away because they’re out of shape. Some can’t even do five push-ups.
Two Army recruits with a personal grudge and giant axes to grind. This won’t end well.