We called him “The Machine,” and he earned that nickname.
How the military bestows awards on the enlisted is a completely busted system.
Whoever wins, they lose.
Porn on a work computer is bad enough. When it’s animal porn, things reach a whole new level.
When you’re in the military, you can expect at least two Dear John letters. It sucks.
When you can’t bribe another soldier to help you out, try porn.
Soldiers in Iraq weren’t allowed to have any fun.
In the burning hot desert, when mortars are flying and people are dying, sometimes you just lose your shit.
As if being deployed in the Middle East at a haunted location wasn’t bad enough.
No, this is not a BDSM thing. We’re talking about the Army.
When vehicles go missing, someone’s gotta answer for it.
Men are the most dangerous prey. Which is why it helps to cook them a steak once in a while.