Every (straight) man alive has said at least one of these phrases to justify keeping a chick around.

It’s time for a Pimptard-Wifestitute for the average Joe.

The modern lefties think everything is way cyst except for their own behavior. Of course.

Jackal’s booty bouncing friend is back with another female fart nuke story. Bring a barf bag. #Redonkulas #CultureWar #ModernWomen

It’s a deluxe copium collection of insanity. Plus we finally hit 600 lives saved!

He became an Airborne Ranger and Police Chief. She got fat, tattooed, and lost her kids.

Living out of spite can be so satisfying.

A much needed white pill is incoming.

Some people win the lottery. This dude did it.

Popp gets a heart-wrenching letter that hits close to home. What should he do?

Should I speak up before she becomes family?

The best revenge? Live well and send a savage letter.

When you learn that you meant nothing to those who meant the world to you, there is no harsher lesson.

The floor is open to the Regiment. Tell us your stories of how modern women tried to destroy you with false allegations.

The most important decision is a man’s life is picking a wife. Pretty sure this dude failed.

A 24 year old son of a single mother is sick of the bull excrement. Popp has thoughts.

Women are crashing out left and right as they smash into the wall at zero eggs per hour. Plus more lives saved!

The only power modern women have is the power you give them because you want them. Take it back.

When he’s not enough, she might switch to muff.

Holy (rhymes with) born again hypocrisy, Batman! This and two new lives saved tonight at 8pm EST!