When you learn that you meant nothing to those who meant the world to you, there is no harsher lesson.

Once again, it’s time to add to the Poppinomicon. 

After 23 years on military duty, this veteran is fighting his biggest war yet: He has 3 years to undo the brainwashing done to his kids.

When he’s not enough, she might switch to muff. 

We have 20 red flags for you. Write them down and pay attention. #Redonkulas #CultureWar #ModernWomen

The Invisible Man is no longer just a fictional story. It’s a way of life.

Quarantine during the UIUO sucked. Quarantine with someone who literally wants you dead sucks much worse.

If your woman hasn’t yet filed the papers, time is your friend. Make it work for you. #Redonkulas #Divorce #CultureWar

The myth of “Male Privilege” was invented so young men could be swept aside while civilization was taken over by evil. It’s time to take it back.

When you become stuck in the quagmire of betrayal, it’s easy to lose sight of life’s pleasures. #Redonkulas #SurvivingBetrayal #CultureWar

You know you’re doing something right when Grandma asks for Administrative Violence tips to see her grandkids. 

After 9 years of divorce proceedings, w run the Pimptard-Wifestitute numbers for one of Hollyweird’s most notorious power couples.

Turns out all the Executive Orders about divorce never existed. Why?

Women ambush men in the kill box known as divorce court on the regular.

Rose colored glasses and a naggy beard does not make you an expert on Family Court.

No one should ever sign a contract where one party is rewarded for breaking the agreement.

Women want a man with a promising future. Men want a woman with a clean past. Only one of those is seen as bad. 

Women cheat more than men now. And somehow it’s all our fault.

Remarrying your ex is kind of like taking the crap you just dumped in the toilet and violently shoving it back into your body.

A logical response to emotional thinking usually results in chaos before correction.