It’s time for our annual visit from everyone’s favorite guest tonight at 8pm EST!

Do you think she’s actually staying loyal to you while you’re overseas getting shot at?

We’re celebrating the coming holiday with laughter and true stories from you tonight at 8pm EST!

When responsibility comes knocking, just pretend like you’re not home tonight at 8pm EST!

Don’t ever French kiss the business lips unless you’re prepared for a world of crap.

Everyone focuses on the wrong stuff.

That’s just what we want to know tonight at 8pm EST!

No one should ever sign a contract where one party is rewarded for breaking the agreement.

Modern women take their baby factories and waxworks off the table to own the conservatives tonight at 8pm EST!

It’s totally okay for her to stack bodies while she’s in a relationship, because reasons and patriarchy.

Let’s drink up a whole barrel of leftoid tears tonight at 8pm EST!

Women want a man with a promising future. Men want a woman with a clean past. Only one of those is seen as bad. 

Your future is yours. Choose your own path. Don’t let anyone choose it for you.

It’s time to explore some of the classic mistakes modern ladies are making in this long overdue episode.

Corn stars are attempting to flex their political muscles and it’s hilarious.

When you ignore biology, you do so at your own peril.

A dude with a comically huge nose spent all his money on chicks... and they loved it.

Even good men get suckered into the fraud that is modernity.

You know your narrative is cooked when your own crotch crickets are seeing through the lies.

Covert narcissism is an epidemic. You need to learn identify the signs tonight at 8pm EDT with a special call-in guest.