If you thought it was young single dudes throwing money at the ladies of the evening, you may be in for shocker tonight at 8pm EDT! #GruntS

Newsflash: Humans die; ghey wahmen most affected. Let’s deboonk the lies tonight at 8pm EDT! #GruntSpeakLive #ModernWomen #LiverLickingLump

Modern 304s understand aging gracefully as much as they understand satire. Drink up with the guys tonight at 8pm EDT!

You ever dipped your pen in the company ink and had it backfire spectacularly? We want to hear from you tonight at 8pm EDT!...

With news like this, who needs satire? Dr. Ginger Hamster joins the Drunk Uncles for a night of deep thots at 8pm EDT! #GruntSpeakLive...

When you think about it, that’s all it is. Special guests Jeffrey Paul and Uncle Skid join the Drunk Uncles tonight at 8pm EDT!...

Brant Von Goble joins the Drunk Uncles on the cruise for a couple stories given to us by Raquel tonight at 8pm EDT! #GruntSpeakLive...

The powder keg is set and we're just waiting for the spark...What spark will kick off this sheeot show? We'll find out tonight at 8 PM...

What are some of the nastiest experiences you’ve had with the ladies? Tell us tonight at 8pm EDT! #GruntSpeakLive #NastyNaggers...

What is with the skyrocketing rates of carcinoma, and when did they know they were doing this to us? We'll find out tonight at 8 PM EDT!...

Lord Zedd returns to offer his two cents on the flushing of humanity tonight at 8pm EDT! #GruntSpeakLive #Modernity #LordZedd To donate...

It turns out even the soyience has to tell the truth about modern 304s sometimes. Find out the not-so-skinny tonight at 8pm EST!...

Put on those aluminum foil hats folks! We're diving down some rabbit holes tonight at 8 PM EDT! #ConspiracyTheories #AluminumFoilHats...

These modern 304s are really shaking things up in the kitchen tonight at 8pm EST! #GruntSpeakLive #CootieCooking #ModernWomen To donate...

No Father in the home equals weak men...which means hard times for all of us...We're going to prove that to you tonight at 8 PM EDT!...

Modern 304s feast on young men like vampire succubi hybrids tonight at 8pm EST! #GruntSpeakLive #HelpingMen #Journalism Help a veteran...

What in the ever living fornication is going on in and around our country? Well, we will shine the light on that darkness tonight at 8 PM...

Barry and Big Mike made propaganda legal, so most idiots believe their lies. Brett Mauser is our inside man tonight at 8pm EST!...

The Invasion continues! So who's helping aid in this invasion? We'll let you all know tonight at 8 PM EDT! #InvaderZims #NGOS #Redonkulas...

This dude just won’t go away. And even if he did, you’d hear him coming. Let’s blow some chunks tonight at 8pm EST! #GruntSpeakLive...