Become the better man. Don’t let someone born with talent take away your drive. #TerrencePopp #HelpingMen #WorkHard To donate to this...

Newsflash: Humans die; ghey wahmen most affected. Let’s deboonk the lies tonight at 8pm EDT! #GruntSpeakLive #ModernWomen #LiverLickingLump

Worst. Family reunion. Ever. But, of course, it’s not her fault. #TerrencePopp #Incest #ModernWomen To donate to this content, see our...

Modern 304s understand aging gracefully as much as they understand satire. Drink up with the guys tonight at 8pm EDT!

Modern 304s dodge accountability like Neo dodges bullets in “The Matrix.” #TerrencePopp #HelpingMen #ModernWomen

You ever dipped your pen in the company ink and had it backfire spectacularly? We want to hear from you tonight at 8pm EDT!...

Popp offers his thoughts on a particular video put out by the Koch Brothers’ news outlet. #TerrencePopp #HelpingMen #ModernWomen To...

With news like this, who needs satire? Dr. Ginger Hamster joins the Drunk Uncles for a night of deep thots at 8pm EDT! #GruntSpeakLive...

Living with modern 304s has never been more dangerous. Here are some important things to think about before you sign a lease with your...

When you think about it, that’s all it is. Special guests Jeffrey Paul and Uncle Skid join the Drunk Uncles tonight at 8pm EDT!...

Modern 304s come pre-programmed with the knowledge to ruin men’s lives, and Steven Crowder’s ex-wife is no exception. #TerrencePopp...

Cappy does it again with one of the most damning dissections of devilish disinformation we’ve seen yet. #TerrencePopp #CaptainCapitalism...

Brant Von Goble joins the Drunk Uncles on the cruise for a couple stories given to us by Raquel tonight at 8pm EDT! #GruntSpeakLive...

You’d be surprised just how common it is for modern 304s to cut off the poon supply after you sign the marriage license. #TerrencePopp...

What are some of the nastiest experiences you’ve had with the ladies? Tell us tonight at 8pm EDT! #GruntSpeakLive #NastyNaggers...

Jackal the Emperor shares his most disgusting story yet. Bring a barf bag. #TerrencePopp #Shartageddon #ModernWomen To donate to this...

Lord Zedd returns to offer his two cents on the flushing of humanity tonight at 8pm EDT! #GruntSpeakLive #Modernity #LordZedd To donate...

Every time one of these modern 304s publishes an article like this, they tell on themselves. #TerrencePopp #ModernWomen #HelpingMen To...

A not-so-fan of the show challenged Popp’s judgment on marriage and divorce. That was a mistake. #TerrencePopp #ModernWomen #DivorceWar...

It turns out even the soyience has to tell the truth about modern 304s sometimes. Find out the not-so-skinny tonight at 8pm EST!...